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Previously galoribles.
I have plants and a fish who hates me.
I am also a low quality child.

operationslipperypuppet:

there’s something inherently compelling about the fact that beverly toegold v, who became a hero of myth and legend the summer he turned 16, who saved the world before he finished school, who thought all his green teen friends were cooler than him despite the clear fact that he would be the one moving up in status fastest, still fighting gods 200 years later. like yeah, all three of the boobs were there to fight thiala. but bev was used as a pawn to kill pelor. a time he was used is the reason the gods are planes-hopping, attempting to gain power and hearts by killing each other. if thiala hadn’t done it, no one would think of it as an option - murph has made that obvious - and beverly was the reason she was successful. he was forced to grow up too soon to fight a war. he finished growing up to fight in a war his actions (that were not his fault) made possible. and he lost countless people because of it. he lost is god and had to make a new pledge. he’s doing his damn best to stop others from having to do the same.


lovecolibri:

I love that Riz got called “the ball” as a goblin joke by one of the jocks being a dick, and the whole group including Riz just fully embraced it to the point he calls himself “The Ball”.


memingursa:

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Wait hold on Tumblr girlies have been carrying that show on netflix for well over 10 years now and even the guy responsible for it hasn’t gotten a GOD DAMN DIME?????


bobolobocus:

liberalsarecool:

minmaneth:

bellybuttonblue2:

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just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

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girlsjustwant2havefun:

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Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night


frawgs:

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs


thickness-protection-program:

With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die


korixsonder:

smiggles:

smiggles:

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Dinner time fellas

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That bitch didnt stand a chance

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


unfortunate-stranger-losers:

things i think about CONSTANTLY:

  • daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”
  • the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs
  • literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers
  • daniel handler is the funniest man alive

catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen


oleathe:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

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literaltortoise:

harleyeve:

unavernales:

a little more information regarding the maui wildfires:

  • medical workers on the ground are describing finding hundreds of bodies. the current death toll in the media is, unfortunately, only a fraction of the reality
  • hospital workers are describing injuries and trauma as if survivors had come out of a warzone
  • thousands are still missing
  • an apartment complex for the elderly was lost. not everyone could get out. people were saying goodbye to loved ones over the phone
  • people who did get out of lahaina were leaving with ashes covering their faces and nothing but the clothes on their backs. people are losing everything.

hotels are still operating. hotels are still operating. they are not the ones offering shelters or housing or food. even bowling alleys are offering shelter, but hotels have the audacity to build on burial sites but not open their doors to local families who have lost everything.

donate to maui united way, the maui food bank, mutual aid, and maui humane society

Hey if you work for a major company that you fucking hate, but they also have a Diversity, Inclusion, Culture Department… check if they offer donation matching.

Your $10 donation can turn into $20

Your $50 donation can turn into $100

I completely forgot until an org put it at the bottom.

if u are in the seattle/everett/federal way area u can dm me if u have any physical items to donate. my halau is organizing and sending disaster relief items such as clothing, blankets, towels, hygiene products, menstrual products, infant care, kids toys, and more.


only-cat-memes:

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Your daily dose of cat memes


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